The Blue Guru

Today is the last day of me being on the internet for a little bit.I’m in the process of moving to Bend of Oregon.

As my life is currently a mess I intend to fix it when I get down to Bend.This means applying for several jobs and volunteering at the animal shelters,and local libraries.I may even go back into running them marathons for causes such as cancer and so on.

I’ll also be going back to public school.Hopefully all goes swell there.

Rest assured that when I return I will have pictures,none of me of course. ^^ But some of Lincoln City and on our way to Bend. =)

I stumbled upon Imeem once upon a time when I was looking for a free music listening group.Imeem back then was a dream come true.It lasted for a year when finally I went to log in one day and I got a webpage saying that Imeem had decided to join up with Myspace,what did this mean?this meant taking everyones playlists and transfering them to Myspace.There were a few reasons I didnt like this idea.

• I had chose Imeem because it WASNT Myspace.
• What was the likely hood that all my music would get safely transferred to Myspace,I don’t listen to everyday music and artists.Some you probably never heard of.
• Of course I would have to create another account for Myspace,and Id be giving them what they want.

Them are all the cons,there were no pros.

Today I was informed by a friend of mine that Imeem was apparently back up and running-cough- I mean Myspace.I was overjoyed but got this sick feeling in my stomach as my friend told me have her music was gone.I went to the page and I’m met with this.

They didn’t try hard enough.Of course I took that message with a grain of salt,but I still cringing,when I finally accessed my playlists I was disapointed.I have at least 4o different playlists,under Imeem and I now have 10 with 1-19 songs in each depending on what band it is.So Ive lost all my music,I’m kicking myself in the ass now for not taking the time to write down all the artists and songs in a binder or notebook.

I have no idea what the hell happened I was just browsing some lyrics for one of my favorite bands and the next thing I know I get all these pop ups.

“Your Firewall Has Been Terminated”

“Another computer has remote access to your computer (insert IP Adress here)

“Youtube has been shown to harm your computer”(I have know idea where the hell that one came from)

“You have a hundred infections,click here to fix them!”

So immediately the hairs on the back of my neck stood up,I have never ever experienced anything this bad before,and I’ve dealt with alot of  viruses and everything that has to do with them and the people whom are behind them.That’s fine and dandy right?

No it’s not alright,Chrome completely shut down on me without my permission and I get reshuffled back to my desktop.Which use to be a wicked Kelpie picture(google Kelpie legend/mythology if you don’t know what a Kelpie is)The wallpaper was now a bright fugly green with this black banner in the middle that told me”Your system has stopped running your computer is infected!”The banner was illy made,and bogus.I managed to get firefox open and the such and went to look for ideas on how to remove Total Security.Some ideas were valid,others were useless.Such as the “Use task manager to kill it!”Guess what,Once you have Total Security on your computer,it won’t let you run anything potentially good for fighting or removing Total Security.That includes task manager.You’re SOL.After trying to figure out how to remove it for a total of five hours,I finally figured what the hell.Let the detachment procces begin,so I can detach myself from all of my files and pretend they mean nothing to me.I decided to try a system restore.Some people had mentioned that system restore would crash your computer,so I wouldn’t have been surprised.To my amazement everything has been restored to its previous state.The only downside that I can live with is that my Kelpie now looks like a elongated HotDogHorse.

So like the title says,you owe me Total Security

So I forgot all about yesterdays dentist visit,it was half the reason I kept falling asleep and had little to none energy to spend last night.It was only then after I took the cold medicine that started replaying the events of the dentist visit in my head and laughing my ass off.Why?well because with today’s many hardships and the economy on the down low the dentists are now favoring another tactic to try and get their patients to “Brush Up” a little more.Not that I have a problem brushing my teeth,I make it a habit to brush them in the morning and at night and sometimes in the afternoon as well.The problem is my teeth are sensitive and it doesn’t help when you drink Pepsi.So for this new years resolution I’ve decided that I’m going to quit drinking soda and switch to tea’s or fruit/vegetable juices instead.So basically what happened in the dentist office,is I got my ass chewed out in a seductive voice.Yeah you heard me right.I got my ass chewed out by a dentist and her seductive voice.I didn’t think nothing of it at the time,because it was 8 in the morning and I usually wake up at 10.So here’s how it went.

• I walk into the dentist office,she greets me asks me how things are going,I mumble some things still half way asleep.
• She asks me how I’ve been taking care of my teeth,I mumble some more stuff.
• She tells me the procedures and what she’s going to do,my eyes stay fixed on the needles in the drawer.
• I get an almost adrenaline rush and ask her if shes going to use the needles today.She says now,I return to my Conscious slumber.
• She takes xrays of my mouth,manages to jam her pinky into my eye a few times.I forgive her and she curses to herself profusely .
• She give me control over the vacuum suction thing while she mixes all these concoctions together and puts them in my mouth,I nearly suck my tongue out of my mouth with the suction/vacuum hose.
• Still not awake,she pulls out her prods and such and starts prodding around.
• She tells me that while I brush my teeth shes going to go feed the birds(Again every time she speaks its in a seductive suggestive voice)apparently the birds are her children.
• I brush the pink liquid off my teeth and sit back down in my chair and I watch as she appears in front of the window feeding the birds,the music in the background is romantic and isn’t helping the situation.
• She comes back in and prys my mouth open to make sure that I got rid of all the pink liquid.Praises me and pulls her handy dandy folder out for me and begins looking through it.She looks up at me with a serious look on her face and asks me if I really have arthritis and is concerned about it at such a young age.I shake my head she crosses it out and goes on and on about how Yoga would be good for me and how she gets up at 3 in the morning and practices yoga until 4 in the morning.It really kick starts her day apparently.
• After this she makes me swear that I will never chew on any gum unless its orbit or trident and has the dentist badge of approval.She tells me how I can find this badge and I swear on my part that I wont set my teeth or tongue on any gum unless it has the dentist badge of approval.All of a sudden I feel like I’m joining in on a conspiracy with Walmart or something.
• After polishing my teeth she leads me back to the waiting room where my parents use to sit now sits a fairly heavy weighted couple.I start to wonder if I’ve been abandoned,I can’t blame my mom and little sister.I look around some more and find both sitting in a leather love seat stuck in magazines.They finally look up and ask me where I’ve been.They schedule an appointment,I’m the first one in the car,asleep.

So the point is,on behalf of the dentist being seductive and telling me that Pepsi is a no no among other things.I’ve decided to take on the responsibility and odd habit of brushing my teeth after every meal.I really am tired of visiting the dentist office.Congrats,I just wasted you a few minutes of your lifetime,telling you of my journey into the dentist office.Unfortunately your time cannot be refunded.

So I was romping through the forest the other day and while attaching the leash to Weasel Mutt’s slip chain,I noticed that right by her paw was this small brown thing curled up that may have been stepped on by the Weasel Mutt,I’m still not sure.Anyways I picked the Newt up and noticed that he was skinny and not really as plump as he should be.So I decided to take him under my wing,I rushed him home and cleaned out a pencil box for him and misted him to help keep him moist.The next day I went to the pet store with my sister and purchased a small critter cage for him,some newt food,and some night crawlers.He’s still small so I have to chop the night crawlers up and make sure he can eat them.He has rough skin so I started wondering what species he was and if he had a disease and the such.Turns out he’s a Rough Skinned Newt.

These are not my pictures,but these look exactly like him.He’s an interesting creature by far.He’s nocturnal and apparently has enough power to kill several healthy adults and 30 mice if ingested.Of course I make it a habit to wash my hands after handling animals.Anyways I learned quite a bit about him.I’ll probably be taking him to Bend with me since he’s native to Oregon and California if I remember right.Part of the reason I’m taking him with me is because I’m worried about his health and because the forest I found him won’t be there any longer.Builders are taking over and destroying the habitats of many animals.They apparently make great pets and are nocturnal just like me so I think we’re a perfect match.Should he improve in health when I move again I’ll set him loose in the woods there.The chances of that happening is slim however.In the meantime he can enjoy carefree life with me.

That’s all for Now.

So this christmas was okay,nothing too special.This is what I got for christmas.

• A box of Queen Annes,cept these morsels are bigger than most.
• A camera.
• $100 in cash and gift cards.
• Fuzzy socks and some warm pajama bottoms.
• A mini model of my dream car(The Nissan GTR)
• A magazine with my dream car on the cover.

And my sister ended up getting a semi new laptop that she didn’t like for several reasons so she passed it on to me.I’m more than thrilled.The dell is now put away for right now.

So that’s how Christmas went.